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Urine Testing for…

I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes the money as it sees fit, without any input from me.

In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test. I don’t use drugs, so I have no problem with this. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t also have to pass a urine test.

Here is my question:

Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a government check? Because I certainly have to pass one to earn it for them.

Understand, I have no problem with helping deserving people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone who is sitting on their BUTT, doing drugs, while I work.

Can you imagine how much money each state could save if recipients of public assistance had to pass a urine test?!?

I also have the perfect name for the program: “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT!”