Clean Knock Knock Jokes – Suitable for Children

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tarzan! Tarzan who? Tarzan Stipes Forever!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duane! Duane who? Duane the tub… I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what the owl said!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another ‘knock knock’ joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re freezing out here.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling these ‘knock knock’ jokes?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey, bee a dear and get me a glass of water.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I’m very excited to see you, too.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Awww, don’t cry… it’s only me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from all this knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

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