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A Senator Goes to Heaven…

devil invitationWhile walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car. His soul rises up to Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” Continue reading A Senator Goes to Heaven…