Category Archives: Miscellaneous Jokes

Clean Knock Knock Jokes – Suitable for Children

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tarzan! Tarzan who? Tarzan Stipes Forever!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duane! Duane who? Duane the tub… I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what the owl said!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another ‘knock knock’ joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re freezing out here.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling these ‘knock knock’ jokes?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey, bee a dear and get me a glass of water.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I’m very excited to see you, too.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Awww, don’t cry… it’s only me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from all this knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Forest Fire Photography

forest fireA photographer was assigned to take pictures of an intense forest fire for his publisher’s latest photo book. He was instructed that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire for some aerial shots.

The photographer arrived at the airport, and saw a small Cessna airplane idling near the runway. He grabbed his cameras, jumped in, and shouted, “Let’s take off!” Continue reading Forest Fire Photography

Urine Testing for…

I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes the money as it sees fit, without any input from me.

In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test. I don’t use drugs, so I have no problem with this. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t also have to pass a urine test.

Here is my question:

Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a government check? Because I certainly have to pass one to earn it for them.

Understand, I have no problem with helping deserving people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone who is sitting on their BUTT, doing drugs, while I work.

Can you imagine how much money each state could save if recipients of public assistance had to pass a urine test?!?

I also have the perfect name for the program: “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT!”