A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and demands a drink. The barman says, “All right, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
He downs it in one gulp, and then takes a photo out of his pocket and stares at it for a minute. Continue reading A guy goes into a bar and orders a double martini.
…and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A man was sitting at a bar, getting pretty drunk. The bartender told him, “You’d better slow down there. I think you’ve had enough.”
The man disagreed, “I just lost my wife!”